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  • 5X Mirror

    Did you ever stay in a hotel room that had one of those round 5X magnifying mirrors on the wall of the bathroom? Did you stick your face into it and see your flaws five times bigger?

    If you’re like me you climbed on something to see your privates in 5X.

    There should be a warning on those mirrors that says “WARNING: When climbing to look at your private parts in 5X be careful not to slip and fall on your 5X booty”.

Racy

  • The Engineer

    An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters:
    P N E I S
    and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.
    Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are engineers.

Retold

  • Doctor’s Office

    Mr. Johnson went for his annual checkup and was told that he was in excellent physical condition. Seconds after he left the doctor’s office he fell over and died.

    Very excited, the doctor’s assistant came running over to the doctor and said: Doctor! – Doctor! Mr. Johnson just left our office, keeled over and died!

    The doctor said: Quick! – Quick!, go turn him around.

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  • Puns

    2/3 of a pun is P. U. Yes, I know, this joke is PUNishment!

  • The Lesson

    Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two Pronouns…?
    Student: Who..?? Me..??
    Teacher: Very Good. Sit Down

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