Wake Up
A wife is dreaming in bed when suddenly she wakes up and shouts “quick my husband is home”. Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.
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On Target
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, “We got ’em!”
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Social Question
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?” to which he replies, “Yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs.
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Zip it!
That awkward moment when you’re caught with your pants zipper down! Just hike it up and say: Makes me glad I’m wearing underwear – Today!
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Car Door
Three Reasons a Man Opens the Car Door For His Wife.
1) The Car is New.
2) The Wife is New.
3) She is Not His Wife
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Snowmen
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
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Almost
I have sex almost every night. I almost had it Monday night. I almost had it Tuesday night, I almost had it Wednesday night…….
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Survey
Question: (your opinion counts!)
When a hurricane is coming, which of these top three most visited establishments is the busiest? Strip Clubs, Liquor Stores, Sex Shops.
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The Lesson
Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two Pronouns…?
Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good. Sit Down
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