A wife is dreaming in bed when suddenly she wakes up and shouts “quick my husband is home”. Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, “We got ’em!”

Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?” to which he replies, “Yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs.

That awkward moment when you’re caught with your pants zipper down! Just hike it up and say: Makes me glad I’m wearing underwear – Today!

Three Reasons a Man Opens the Car Door For His Wife.
1) The Car is New.
2) The Wife is New.
3) She is Not His Wife

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

I have sex almost every night. I almost had it Monday night. I almost had it Tuesday night, I almost had it Wednesday night…….

Question: (your opinion counts!)
When a hurricane is coming, which of these top three most visited establishments is the busiest? Strip Clubs, Liquor Stores, Sex Shops.