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Wake Up

Saturday, 01 August 2020 by ADDaJOKE

A wife is dreaming in bed when suddenly she wakes up and shouts “quick my husband is home”. Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.

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On Target

Wednesday, 29 July 2020 by ADDaJOKE

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, “We got ’em!”

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Social Question

Wednesday, 29 July 2020 by ADDaJOKE

Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?” to which he replies, “Yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs.

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Zip it!

Wednesday, 29 July 2020 by ADDaJOKE

That awkward moment when you’re caught with your pants zipper down! Just hike it up and say: Makes me glad I’m wearing underwear – Today!

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Car Door

Wednesday, 29 July 2020 by ADDaJOKE

Three Reasons a Man Opens the Car Door For His Wife.
1) The Car is New.
2) The Wife is New.
3) She is Not His Wife

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Snowmen

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 by Julie Cohen

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

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Almost

Monday, 20 July 2020 by ADDaJOKE

I have sex almost every night. I almost had it Monday night. I almost had it Tuesday night, I almost had it Wednesday night…….

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Survey

Thursday, 11 June 2020 by ADDaJOKE

Question: (your opinion counts!)
When a hurricane is coming, which of these top three most visited establishments is the busiest? Strip Clubs, Liquor Stores, Sex Shops.

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The Lesson

Friday, 05 June 2020 by ADDaJOKE

Teacher: Stand up. Tell Me Two Pronouns…?
Student: Who..?? Me..??
Teacher: Very Good. Sit Down

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