Jim goes over to his best friend’s house, rings the doorbell, and the wife answers.
“Hi, Jane, is Bill home?”
“No, he went to the store.”
“Well, do you mind if I wait?”
“No, come on in.” They both have a seat in the kitchen. “You know, Jane, I’ve noticed that you have the greatest tits. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.”
Jane thinks for a second and finally figures, what the hell, it’s for a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows Jim one of her breasts. He promptly thanks her and places a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and finally Jim says, “Jane, your tits are so beautiful… I’ve gotta see the two of them. I’ll give you another hundred bucks if I can see them both.”
Jane thinks it over briefly and again figures, what the hell, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and gives Jim a good, long look. He thanks her and then puts another hundred bucks on the table.
Another ten minutes passes by… Jim can’t wait around any longer, so he leaves.
A while later, Bill arrives home and his wife says “Your weird friend Jim came over this afternoon.”
Replies Bill, “Did he drop off the two hundred bucks he owes me?”