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Classic Comedians Three

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Henny Youngman
I found a parking spot in New York – I bought a parked car.

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Rodney Dangewrfield
I don’t like cocaine – I just like how it smells.

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Yogi Berra
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore – it’s too crowded.

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George Burns
You know your getting old when you stoop to tie your shoe laces and wonder what else you could do while your down there.

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Rodney Dangerfield
I can’t get no respect. When I step into an elevator the ‘basement’ light is on.

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