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Classic Comedians Too

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Jackie Gleason
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.

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George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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Merv Griffin (TV game show host)
On his tombstone: I will NOT be right back after this message.

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Phyllis Diller
On my honeymoon I put on a peekaboo blouse. My husband peeked and booed.

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