A lady approaches her priest and says “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots who only know how to say “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship”.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say “Hi we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away brother, our prayers have been answered”.