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Emergency!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What should I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a gun shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”

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