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** Having an emergency at the beach? If you call out for a lifeguard no one will come. You’ve gotta call out, ”Help! I need a Surf Rescue Technician”.
** You’re not selling your old, used car with vinyl covered seats – you’re selling your Pre-owned, Vintage car with Leatherette seats.
** Going to Bury the Bone? – you won’t need your dog’s assistance.
** Sniffed a Floating Air Biscuit? Step back and take the next elevator car.
** You didn’t see an ugly baby – you saw an Appearance Deficient baby.
** Please don’t tell your friends that you liked the jokes at Addajoke.com. Tell them that you had a Positive Ha-Ha Experience.

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