A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed and sealed the doctor inside.
Soon after, one of the mourners burst into laughter. As everyone stared at him he said: Sorry, I was thinking of my own funeral – I’m a gynecologist.
A proctologist was present but kept silent.