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Pay Raise

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The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.
She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase ?”
Helen : “There are three reasons.The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife : “Who said that ?”
Helen : “Your husband.”
Wife : “Oh.”
Helen : “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife : “Who said that ?”
Helen : “Your husband.”
Wife : “Oh.”
Helen : “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”
Wife : “Did my husband say that as well ?”
Helen : “No, the gardener did.”
Wife : “So, how much do you want ?”

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