What did the drummer call his two daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
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A cheese factory exploded in France. Da Brie is everywhere.
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What did the nut say when it was chasing another nut? I’m a cashew.
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Why does Norway have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
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Customer buying a car: Cargo Space? Salesman: Car no do that – car no fly.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there!
Boris!
Boris who?
Boris with more knock knock jokes!
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