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Male mushroom to a female mushroom: Wanna go on a date with me? Why not, you seem like a fungi!

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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One turns to the other an asks: What kind of music do you like. The other answers: I’m a huge metal fan.

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Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Yes, brochure.

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I know lots of jokes about cash machines. I just can’t think of one ATM.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watch.
Watch who?
Did you sneeze?

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