After three years of marriage a wife was still questioning her husband about his bawdy past.
Wife: (for what seemed like the thousandth time): How many women have you slept with?
Husband: If I told you, you’d throw a fit.
Wife: I won’t be angry – just tell me.
Husband: OK – One, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then there’s you, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13…..