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Rapid Fire Four

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An older couple is sitting on a couch. The wife says to her husband: You need a hearing test. Husband to wife: I don’t have a hairy chest.
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Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren’t theirs?

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The boss asked me who the stupid one is, me or him? I told him – everyone knows that he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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I yelled “COW!” at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow. I tried!

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Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk and requests a condom. They ask: Shall we put it on your bill? He answers: Are you thucking thupid – I’ll thuffocate.

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Interrogating a chicken: What came first, you or the egg? Why did you cross the road? How come everything tastes like you? I want answers!

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