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Rapid Fire Three

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Wedding Reception Food
A Jewish friend married a Christian girl. At the reception they served matzo balls wrapped in bacon.

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Smile
The only person on this earth, who can ask a women to stop talking, and in reply gets a smile back from her is…A Photographer.

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Help!
I saw a man at the beach screaming, “Help, shark, help!” I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him.

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My Password
I changed my password to “incorrect”, so whenever I forget what it is, my computer will say: Your password is incorrect.

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Bananas
How do you distribute 6 bananas among 8 monkeys? Make a smoothie. (Warning – it’s gonna get messy!).

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Quite a Few
Woman to friend: I slept with a Brazilian.
Friend: Wow – you slut! How many is a Brazilian?

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