×

Archives

FORGOT YOUR DETAILS?

CREATE ACCOUNT

Copyright © 2020 addajoke.com, All Rights Reserved.

Rapid Fire Too

Contributed by: ADDaJOKE

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions…

______________________________________________________________________________________________________

Happy Wife – Happy Life! How come nothing rhymes with Husband?
___________________________________________________________________________________

What’s New?
Me: I’m having a really good day except for newpussycat.
Friend: What’s newpussycat?
Me: WHOAAAA OH WHOAAAA.
___________________________________________________________________________________

I completed a jig-saw puzzle in just 1 week even though the box said 2 to 4 years.

___________________________________________________________________________________

A friend of mine met his girlfriend in a bagel shop. I asked him what they had in common. He said “everything”.

______________________________________________________________________________________________________

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Please don’t mix it up again like last year!

Please Rate This Joke
Share This Joke With a Friend!

Please or sign-up to post a comment about this joke.

TOP