My girlfriend invited me to her house.
I found her sister at home alone. She was incredibly sexy and whispered in my ear: “I have feelings for you, are we going to have sex?”. I immediately turned around and headed towards the door on the way to my car.
I found my girlfriend standing outside the door. She kissed me and said, “you’ve won my trust”.
Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in the car!!