Seeking Forgiveness

Contributed by: ADDaJOKE

A man walks into confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me father for I have sinned… I screwed seven different women last night”
The priest is silent for a moment then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink it down in one gulp”
“And I’ll be forgiven?” asks the man.
“No” replies the priest, “But it’ll wipe that damn smirk of your face!

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