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Slapping Robot

Contributed by: ADDaJOKE

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He tried it out as soon as he got home.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school time?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*.
SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: Ok, it was A Day With a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*.
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*.

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