A Florida farmer owned a large farm that contained an attractive area with fruit trees and a pond for swimming.
One day he went to the pond area with a bucket to collect some fruit.
As he neared the pond he heard joyful laughter. As he approached he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping.
As soon as he was spotted, everyone went to the deep end. One woman shouted: We’re not coming out until you leave.
Holding the bucket up, the farmer said: I didn’t come here to see you ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked – I’m here to feed the alligators.