Interviewer: A woman has claimed that she was coerced into having sex with you when she was only 15 years old.
Prince A: I don’t recall having sex with that girl. I don’t recall knowing that girl. I don’t recall knowing anyone who knows that girl and I’m not related to that girl by six degrees of separation.
Interviewer: What do you have to say about the photo showing you standing up close to her and smiling?
Prince A: It’s been Photoshopped.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time. Is there anything you want to add?
Prince A: Yes. I don’t recall inhaling.
Interviewer: What don’t you recall inhaling?
Prince A: I don’t recall inhaling any illegal substance in a joint, hookah or E-cigarette and I don’t recall knowing anyone who has. Any photos or videos showing me inhaling have been Photoshopped or Videoshopped.
Interviewer: Do you have dementia?
Prince A: I don’t recall being told that I have dementia.
I wanted to leave a comment about this joke but I cannot recall what it was.