A man is stopped by the police around 3 a.m. and asked where he is going at that time of night.
Man: “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
Officer: “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
Man: “My wife.”
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