I was in the public toilets today and, as I sat down, a voice from the next stall said “Hi, how are you?”.
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice said “So what are you up to?”.
I said, “Just doing the same as you – sitting here!”
The voice said “Can I come over?”.
Annoyed, I said “I’m rather busy right now”.
Then the voice said, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an IDIOT in the next stall answering all my questions”.